A day at the Playboy Mansion

As I open my eyes staring at the ceiling feeling like a car just hit me, I look around to realize I am no longer at the Mansion.  I head over to the desktop, flipping the power switch. Yawning, I hear the computer hum to life as I settle back in front of the computer, I could still taste the Patron with Pineapple juice in my mouth. Patiently waiting for everything to finish loading, I thump around a bit through the cupboards in hopes to find some bread to absorb this hangover. I head over the faucet to splash water in my face feeling like Ashton Kutcher from the movie “Dude, Where’s my Car” trying to remember what happened last night.

Though I had a major hangover, it was well worth it. The day began when I met up with Big Joe Miranda as we carpooled to the Palomar Hotel, as we waited for the shuttle to take us to the Playboy Mansion.

Once arriving to the mansion, I walked around the maze zoo. After, I head over the famous grotto, an underground jacuzzi at the Playboy Mansion, notorious for the high amount of sexual activity that goes on there. Its very hot inside the grotto and it kind of smells in there, but hey what happens in the grotto, stays in the grotto.

EA Sports was kind enough to put several game consoles with their new boxing game “Fight Night Round 4” as more people start to arrive, I noticed the playboy bunnies coming out to greet the V.I.P. or should I say the high rollers because each ticket was a couple thousand dollars to get in. If you think that’s overpriced, to advertise your logo on the girls who had noting else but body paint, the price was 10 thousand dollars.

Between the fights, they auctioned off several autographed memorabilia from Oscar De La Hoya to Muhammad Ali to Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana), you name it, they had it all.

Not only was it boxing but also a night of MMA I hate when they mix it though I didn’t pay much attention to the MMA, I could tell you the boxing fights where good. Super lightweight Eloy Perez won a hard-fought 10 round decision over Donnie Williams.

Click here to read the full fight report.

After the fights where over, everyone began to party like rock stars with open bar, people started to jump in the pool and after several patron drinks it was tempting. After the last call we headed back to the Palomar Hotel to continue the after the party.

I wish I could tell you what happened next, but I just don’t remember. Overall I had a blast and I can’t wait for another fight night at the Playboy Mansion.

Enjoy the video.  Click on picture to enlarge.

All Photos by Big Joe Miranda